Yesterday mummy told me that she was playing in Croke Park with her school. She was playing camogie. After she went to school, I started making my self nervous because I didn’t want to be humiliated if mummy lost. So I threw up! Granny made me lots of pancakes to make me feel better.
At the match Mummy almost scored a goal but one of the stupid people on the other team stopped her. I could have gotten her out of the way if I had brought my mind control headphones.